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Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?
I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
i feel like there should be a german word for this.
|Friend:||Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!|
|Me:||eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it|
|Friend:||Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well|
|Me:||Yeah sorry :/|
|Me:||*continues to be a world famous blogger*|
once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms