dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

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bokunoarmin:

No but imagine the 104th playing Cards Against Humanity and everyone becoming really uncomfortable because Armin consistently plays the most fucked up cards possible

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

(via thehilariousblog)



littlesilvershadowhunter:

This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:

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(via ruinedchildhood)


bageljohnhasgotitgoingon:

One of the best scenes from that film.

(via rosetellher)


thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

(via supernaturalapocalypse)


justaninvisiblekid:

How it feels to have a eating disorder, insomnia, anxiety and depression.

justaninvisiblekid:

How it feels to have a eating disorder, insomnia, anxiety and depression.

(via justmeandthevoicesinmyhead)



Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

(via retiredjesus)


reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

(via crazy-stoner-adventures)