Non-binary / GenderQueer (she/her, or they/their) / "Straight" / Navajo & White
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Currently amassing lifetimes of debt so I can get two pieces of paper, one that says I know shit about Biology, and one that says I know shit about Philosophy, so one that says I don't fucking know anything
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Brandon (Petey) / Anarcho-Communist
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Goals: Financial security and a cute girl to get stoned with, or happiness (but I'm trying to be realistic)
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
I guess I’ve never felt entirely female, but then probably lots of people don’t. But I think that at different times in my life I located myself in different places on the gender spectrum, and for many years, throughout my thirties which is when I did that pilgrimage, I didn’t have any connection to the female gender. I wouldn’t say I exactly felt like a man, but when you’re talking about yourself you only have these two options. There’s no word for the “floating” gender in which we would all like to rest. The neuter comes up in the unbearable poem, the neuter gender, but that doesn’t really capture it because you don’t feel neuter, you feel just wrong. Wrong vis-à-vis the gender you’re supposed to be in, wrong vis-à-vis the other one, and so what are you?
Historically we use man for people of any gender because men win. So it’s useful to do that when cornered.
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
This is what happens when we raise a generation on Dickens and Oliver Twist is the most exciting thing they were allowed to read
